Consider…

A basketball tournament in the spring? March Madness.
A plate full of corn, potatoes, bread, and beans? Starch Gladness.
An orthotic shoe that fits just right? Arch Radness.
An empty water bottle when you’re really thirsty? Parched Sadness.
A navigation glitch that leads your car into a swamp? Marsh Badness.
A weird campaign that you’re reading right now? Search Adness.
The once-a-year thing you were meant to see? March Crabness.

All of that for a pizza ad? You betcha. The March Crabness is our #1 all-time best-selling Pizza Of The Month and you don’t want to start an 11-month countdown on April 1st without trying it.

Crab rangoon mix? Delicious. Sweet Soy and Sweet Thai Chili sauce drizzled on top? Even better. A sprinkle of crispy wontons? We had to. The March Crabness is all of those things served on a personal pizza that’s ready and baked to perfection in under 3 minutes.

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Feel free to get back to whatever it is you were searching for before like the upcoming tournament, Wordle, what to eat… 🦀🍕